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Warnings: Excessive swearing, alcoholism, mentions of drugs, drug use, suggestive humor, implied sexual content (no smut), some gore descriptions. Generally, Remus stuff.

Patton and Remus are best friends. They don't know why, or how, but they do know that they'd do anything for each other. Their friendship is messy, but so are they, and they eventually learn to not care what the others think.
Or: Patton misplaced his innocence, and Remus may or may not have something to do with it, but Patton is still Patton... and an alcoholic- but Remus doesn't have anything to do with that.