Chapter One: Carpe Noctem

The Solstice family were an odd bunch; murder, witchcraft, and funerals were integral parts of their everyday life. Elvira Solstice was no exception. Her parents married out of pure loathing, and spent their lives slipping poison into each other's food. Elvira always dreamed of having a relationship as vile as theirs, but Aunt Elphaba's crystal ball never predicted that love would eventually knock her out cold. When Sabra walks (or, rather, reluctantly shuffles) into her life, a future of maiming and killing is thrown out the window. Now she's in love, and there's nothing deadlier to a Solstice's way of life than love.