Concept of Book

I am a very creative person who tends to drift off to space once awhile. *cough* The entire time I'm at school. *cough* This leads to me thinking up ideas for cool stories only to then forget about them because school is mental and physical torture.
Why? That's not what this book is for! Instead of questioning your life and the universe itself, why not read the drabbles of a professional space cadet and maybe steal a few!!

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