Part I - The Bread

Hello! I'm Mark. Just your regular everyday kid with his regular everyday dose of drama.

Well... Maybe not SO normal, considering the fact that I can spout the names of all the elements on the periodic table. Maybe I'm one of those nerds. Huh.

And... maybe it's not so normal for there to be an insane amount of drama EVERY SINGLE day. I mean, seriously, today I was thrown into a wall by a bunch of girls. That doesn't happen to very many people.

But hey! Isn't normal-ness relative?

This is the story about how me and my childhood friend as we face our differences and realize our feelings for one another. Or, at least, that's what's supposed to happen.

Cue maniacal laughter.

Based on a true story.