Chapter One: The Old Apartment

There are three things I would totally, absolutely, never-in-a-million-years do:

1. Let down my BFF.
2. Read The Goss magazine.
3. Listen to Babel -- the world's worst, most popular boyband.

But if I'm dead-set on not breaking rule #1? Then that might just mean that rules #2 and #3 are about to fly right out the window...