Confession #1: I Did It

The Professor and I faked our own deaths on June 3rd, 2015.

He's a 109-year-old billionaire inventor.
I'm a directionless 23-year-old trust fund kid.

Yet, somehow, we manage to carve out a new life for ourselves. But only with the help of a few quirky strangers, and a couple of loyal geeks.

This is me confessing what really happened. The true story.