(prologue)

"take me to your leader." you couldn't believe it. this man was otherworldly in all sense of the word. "well, hope you're hungry, my dude, we're going to visit the king of burgers."

or:

Planet A3022 is on the brink of extinction. with little to no females there to repopulate and its king not interested in any one of them, he assigns one of his most trusted men to retrieve a female suited to his tastes willing enough to take his hand in marriage. things go haywire once the man in question crash lands into the considerably non technological Planet EA4728 with you there as witness.