Wake up call ~ English version

If, by any chance, you did not understand your wife, shithead, give up from vacuuming !!!!
Love in everyday life becomes an art of the highest rank !!!!
There is a perfect woman for all of us, and it is upon you to help her evolve into something bigger than she already was !!!!
If you are not capable of doing so, you dumbass, go back into your closest tavern and stay by the bar your whole, miserable life !!!! You will never understand anything !!!!
It is not the muscle which gives a good fuck, it is, in fact, the MIND !!!!
Don't you people ever forget that !!!!

Translated by: Tanya :3