1/The Dollar Depot

I was here, on aisle three of the Dollar Depot, holding a green hand basket looking at an 'I'm sorry' card for my husband. Sorry you thought I would be back, I'm leaving you, didn't seem to be a section.
Someone cleared their throat.
"Do you remember me Jessica?"
"Jack."
What do you say to the guy you thought you would marry when you were young?
"I married an a**hole instead of you."
That's what you say when the guy you know you'd never run into,
you run into.