Description
Fifty years ago, the city hall of Saltine Avocado decided to sell twelve hundred yards of public land to a wealthy veteran called Mr. Crimea. There, Mr Crimea erected a thirteen-story-high construction, topped by a penthouse where he chose to live. Soon after this, the town hall recognized their failure to the citizens who saw the this construction, three times above the height of all other buildings in town, obscure the landscape of the historical centre of Saltine Avocado. But now the Crimea building was built, and they were now unable to pay for its demolition without spending an incredible ammount of money. Flash-forward fifty years. Twelve of the owners remain inside this building when a long-awaited eviction notice arrives. Jason Brie and his wife are living in Canada when their learn about the news. In order to occupy their last strand of land in American soil, they rush out to Saltine, stocking up on electrical batteries and food. After filling their tubs with tap water and hanging a Crimean flag on their windows, they brace themselves for the worst.
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