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The zombie outbreak started around two years ago and now John finds himself cornered by the decaying zombie, he used to play games every night with. Then he does the unthinkable and bites it first. When it falls to the floor and grows its skin back, it sit ups. He then asks what is going on.

"
-How did you know that would work?

-I didn't, dude. I just fucking panicked!
"