things that i shall get out of the way first

Mostly small excerpts for original stories/my friends' original stories, except they are mostly Not Related Whatsoever and probably make no sense to anyone who has not known me for a variable number of years. I can only hope they are at the very least aesthetically acceptable. Please come into this Chilli's tonight and help critique the work of a tired lit student who just might have an aneurysm if she has to write one more hecking poem this semester.