Rikki's List of No-Nos

"Throughout my years with the Jackass boys, I kept a book, it's nothin' special, just a few ground rules we set up over the years. don't worry, we'll label our lists so you don't get stumped. So, still up for a room at the Castle?" The redheaded woman glanced at you expectantly before returning to the house. You glanced at the little book, covered in filthy fingerprints, mud, and god knows what else. There was the question: Were you up for life as a Jackass? Looks like you have some reading to do.