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Want a good laugh? Bored? Tired of the same old boring statuses on Facebook, Twitter, etc? Can't think of something hilarious or quite witty to post as your status? Have no fear, penguin5689 is here!! Here to bring you some of the most hilarious statuses known to man, and several known to monkey. I thought, well if everyone else can do it, so can I! It's time to add some spice to your life...

***Be on the lookout for a sequel!!!***