Consultant

You are special, and not just in these ways:

You are a computer programmer for SHIELD. You know Java, Python, all the different coding programs. You also know 9 languages other than English: Portuguese, Spanish, French, Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Esperanto, Russian, & Greek. There are many languages you know, but there's one that always catches you off guard: LOVE.

You have been sent on a mission to a NASA base to pay a visit to the tessaract when a handsome young man appears before everyone's eyes. All you say is: "Damn, you're hot."