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Crack on crack. A collection of unrelated short stories where I expunge my kreative juices. No I don't know what expunge means anymore but I'm pretty sure it's an SAT word.
I Trained Hippos to Dance Ballet But a Kid Who Made Pizza Won The Talent Show
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