Expensive Mistakes

I. Am. Fucked.
So very well and truly, deliciously fucked.

The moral of the story: don't blindly run whilst holding hot chocolate. Doing so may result in a collision and the destruction of stupidly expensive clothing. Replacing said clothing may involve putting yourself severely in debt. And what the hell are you supposed to do if you have no way to pay back said debt!?
... get creative?