Hire me Troy

This is definitely a real sccript used for the ARG Marble Hornets trust me my dad works for Nintendo

But yeah uh I just remembered I wrote this ages ago and today (where I am in Aus rn at least) is Marble Hornets' 10th birthday so I wanted to post smth for it-
I was gonna post an acctual serious ficc but I ccouldn't find it so this is what ny'all get

Ps that uh?? That image on the ccover is a stocck image idr where from but probably uh. Either Pixabay, Pexels, or Unsplash-