The Beginning

A Naruto AU in which Sasuke is an android created by Orochimaru (cyberlife). Orochimaru uses Sasuke to infiltrate a certain high school where a certain old man named Hiruzen Sarutobi is the principal. Because Orochimaru wants to kill Hiruzen for some unknown reason.

But the android has it's own set of plans, somehow related to Oscar Mayer® hotdogs and Naruto Uzumaki.

Most definitely (not) a crack fic. Beware for the most Detroit Become Human references as I most possibly can make.