I already have a book for this stuff so just ignore this '_'

uhhh there's a message in my announcements abt this. sorry
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No, I probably will not be changing that book cover for a while. I'm not sorry.
When a desperate girlfriend resorts to getting a game from someone she hates the most, you have to expect *something* to happen. And that something is getting thrown into that exact game.
Inspired by @ChocoChicken 's novelization of SMO. Go check it out. They're the only reason this exists anyway. It's hella good, I promise you'll love it.
Join the petition to throw Klepto into the Moon Caverns and never let him return to Earth. It shall be done with enough people.