Chapter 1

Nicolas Cage finally dicided to end his toxic relationship with Lil Pump, who seemingly dropped out of Harvard due to it being to far away from is fiancé, Nicolas. But what happens when Nicolas and That Chad Guy From Nickelback end up going to the same Avril Lavigne concert? Who tf knows idk what I'm doing but feel free to watch Nicolas Cage and That Chad Guy From Nickelback fall in love and who knows maybe they have a polyamorous relationship with a bird.