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Have you ever gotten caught staring at someone? Well, I did after I caught sight of a guy at a bar and sketched his rock hard body onto a piece of paper.

Unfortunately, he chased me down and turned out to be a murderous villain who had a fat stick up his ass.

Fortunately, he was a hot piece of shit with the most magnificent pair of titties I had ever seen.

AKA the time where I fled to Japan, found the Hero Hunter, and made it my mission to grab a handful of his plump ass at least once a day.

CRACK/SERIOUS SMUT ONE-SHOT