Welcome to The Ville

Please keep all ya' chains tucked inside your shirts at all times. Dress well, but not too well or else you're more likely to be robbed. Keep your eyes to yourself and mind your business, even when the situation tells you not to. If you see something, certainly do not say something-the one thing we all hate is a snitch. Try to be indoors before ten and tell ya' hoe ass momma to get the dope herself. Stay safe, be smart and think positive.

Welcome to The Ville, everybody.

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