Fury To Tony

Someone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony)
Steve learned how to use Apple
Maria Hill is a fangirl
Phil Coulson is also fangirl
Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building)
Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony)
Loki is homeless
Tony is motherfuckin' troll
Clint watches everyone sleep (Except Tony cos he sleeps naked)
Bruce sleeps where he isn't supposed to
And Natasha makes really good coffee

These are the Avengers' private phone records collected for your enjoyment