Simple

"This message is brought to you by Zoey TV"
" Zoey, this is not TV"
"YES IT IS ABBY! DON'T RUIN MY DREAM!"
"Ok, sorry"
"Dylan, what are you doing? Come help me do my TV preview of the book!"
"I caght, I'm eaghing yohr mohms homehade browhies"
"NO NOT THE BROWNIES!!!"
*Zoey runs off*
"Uh, with that, let's begin the story!"
*Abby runs off to get a brownie*

Zoey is a young girl with a dream that changes every minute. From toilet water filled tomatoes, to whacking famous singers with sticks, this is a story that makes NO sense but the laughs will never end!