Rewriting

[REWRITING]

Skylar didn't expect someone to break into her house.

She didn't expect the the burglar to be attractive.

She didn't expect her cookies to burn.

She didn't expect her cake to catch on fire.

She didn't expect her house to catch on fire.

Nor did she expect to faint.

She really didn't expect the burglar to save her.

But here's the best part...

She didn't expect the burglar to want something in return.

Lesson Learned: Expect the Unexpected.

[WARNING: Mild Swearing]