Synopsis

"I don't think Harry Potter counts as a poem."

"Well, in my humble opinion, anything J.K. writes is poetry."

I consider that for a moment. "Okay, I'll give you that one. But I think people are supposed to perform original works."

"Excuse me, Ariadne Shapiro. She dedicated The Deathly Hallows to me. I think anyone who has a book dedicated to them should be able to perform a selection from it at a poetry slam."

"Theo, she dedicated the seventh book to all of her readers."

"That includes me."