Chapter 1

Naruto: the strategist, the seal master, the younger brother.

Sakura: the brawn, the field medic, the big sister.

Sasuke: the level-headed, the ninjutsu specialist, the big brother.

And Kakashi? Well, he's the damn proud father of them all.

(With Kurama thrown in there somewhere as the eccentric uncle).

Together: the most unpredictable team to ever walk the earth.

(Cross-posted on Archive of Our Own)