Pert 1: Cutting

HELLO MY FELLOW BIRBS AND HOMANS, DO YOU WANT A SAD QUESTION ANSWERED BY AN EQUALLY SAD DUCK? WELL YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! IN THIS BOOK I WILL THINK OF AND/OR FIND DEPRESSING QUESTIONS AND ANSWER THEM!! SOMETIMES EVEN DRAGGING IN MY EQUALLY SAD FRIENDS!! YOU MAY ASLO ASK YOUR SAD QUESTIONS, AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER THEM!! LET THE SADNESS...BEGIN!!

(This idea came to Ducky at 12:28am in the morning-)