chap 1

ai y 'all,
it's me,
long story short
iz had a dream about this
and decided
'the fuck, might as well type it'
short story got shorter
iz typed it
and
hop skip and a jump away
here is another story written by meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
*cough, cough*
*regains composer*
as you know,
iz wouldn't write it if it didn't have smut,
yatta yatta yatta,
iz know iz borring,
just read it,
and damn well if it's not well then tell me.
mylifebefucked out,