Chapter 1: Not Miller High School!

Meet Catalonia Vidalia Lilianna Veronica Mitochondria Malaria Lubbington III. She's the spoiled princess of Yeetosia, and everything she wants is handed to her on a silver platter. But one day, her parents get so sick of her that they decide to send her to Miller High School, a public school where she will have to interact with peasants! Catalonia is horrified at how stupid everyone is at her new school, until she meets Chadwick Shadowrook Coalglacier Sharpcliff. Chad is the hottest boy in the kingdom, and it's up to Catalonia to win him over.