G.I.Joe? More like, G.I.No.

G.I.Joe's top Commando, Snake Eyes, takes on a trainee, who could be the cause of an all-out war. Through training and hands-on experiences, he teaches her that life is more than just the survival of the fittest, although that seriously helps.

After Cobra threatens to launch multiple attacks, the Joes are up against a problem that none of them are willing to face. But with time running out, their hand is forced.

Elle Matthews, a former army ranger trainee, realizes that first, you never realize how badly you need to take a shower until you're with a bunch of other people who need showers. Second, it's really hard to take orders from someone who can't talk. And third, Only the Best survive. But it takes a special kind of person to survive a disaster and learn to smile again.