Author's Note:

(YES IK SOME OF THE CONTESTANTS ARE UNDER 18 OR AREN'T STRAIGHT OR WHATEVER, IT IS JUST A STORY FOR FUN. ALSO, I AM NOT DOING 30 girls. that might get people confused and just be overwhelming. thats why i did 12 girls)

Tonight, on the Bachelor:
THE BACHELOR: David Dobrik
The contestants are:
Emma Chamberalin
Billie Eilish
Katherine Langford
Loren Gray
Lele Pons
Liza Koshy
Alissa Violet
Tessa Brooks
Hannah Meloche
Indiana Evans
Antonio Garza
Tana Mongeau