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"Welp... some ugly guy kidnapped me" I turned around and left them all gaping, eyes wide. What was there to say? That I was kidnapped and taken to a top secret facility hidden under a grocery store? That it was because I was the special one? Number 7? The one granted more powers than any sane man could fathom? Or that, amidst all that, I fell in love? No, there was nothing more to say other than that some ugly guy kidnapped me. *WARNING*: This novel may contain peanuts and/or other allergens including but not limited to; pickles, walruses, aliens, pina coladas, and Brad. If you know you are allergic to any of the aforementioned allergens, please DO NOT refrain from reading this book, as it poses no harm to the general public. However, if you seem to be related to any form of piglet squid, we must kindly ask you to return to the ocean or your car will be towed and you will be responsible for dragging it back from the depths of hell. Thank you. Ingredients: mature language, ugly bald men, an LGBTQ+ side romance, nosebleeds, bad decisions, and physical harm to pickles. #22 in "pina" #444 in "slime" #51 in "Ugly" YEEEEEEEEEEET *[amazing] cover by Sayjenerate
Chapter 1: Pina Coladas
