A Very British Murd...
By MadMadCat
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1
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  • Humor
  • -a
  • british
  • murderer
  • sausages
  • silly
  • very

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Hello, good sir? Have you a cup of tea on you? If not, you are an absolute barbarian, and should now make yourself one. Now that that's over with, I would like to apologise for disturbing you on this day. I truly am very sorry about all this. I'm terribly sorry, but I would also like to point out that I do not own any art or videos, unless specified otherwise. I'm oh so very sorry about having to tell you that, but as I'm sure you know, it's all about copyright these days. If you haven't noticed the name of this book, then you might want to have a look at it now. Yes, you did read that word correctly. Yes, distinctly says: "Murderer". I personally find the term to be overused nowadays. I prefer the term, "Man of the Refined Arts". Not much a chap can do about it though, is there? You may be wondering, why did I point out the "murderer part". Well, I did it to tell you something, dear reader. Enjoy the show!

A Very British Murderer

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