Chapter one

This book was made to offend everyone. And i mean EVERYONE.. Its entirely satire so if you can't take a joke, don't read it. Bad reviews for offense will be ignored and forgotten cuz I don't care. Things we won't do is victim blame, have too much of an offense, not vaccinate our kids, offend people with diseases they can't control (unless i have it that's why i have depression on the list), offend johnny from the outsiders, and commit suicide before this book is published. So now that's over with here we go.