The Adventures of Lazy Ass and Grumpy Lesbo

***Author's note: Hiya! I've never punblished anything I've written before, so this is all new to me. If you like what you read, let me know so I can post more! Much love.- L***
In a world not much unlike the times we live in today, there's one thing that's a major difference: everyone has a timer. When they're born, all the people have timers surgically attached to their wrists that count down to the exact moment that they'll meet their soul mate. But one day, after years of imagining how amazing their soul mates will be, Lucas and Jannah meet and aren't exactly pleased with the results. He thinks she hates him, and she's just plain sad. But what happens when a certain cynical Lazy Ass and a fiery Grumpy Lesbian decide to get to know each other? Find out in The Adventures of Lazy Ass and Grumpy Lesbo!