1. Do NOT expect not to be called dork.

Penelope. What a weird name! Just about as weird as my hair. Or my outfits. Everything! That's my personality and I really wish it wasn't. Until someone had to go and prove that wrong.

In this coming of age story Penelope Greensboro tries to survive being a teenager. She will give you her list of what not to expect and what happens when you do expect.