Chapter 1 - Purple Man

One fateful day, you meet your abusive high school sweetheart once again, and the unexpected happens. IDK how to write story descriptions, but this good, right?
If you want any one-shot chapters with Waluigi comment below ideas for us to do, we will write almost anything. This is for all your dead meme needs.
Co-written with Susan-Chan (@Darthtacocat), he has published it on his account as well, but under a different name.