pebt

i have one jar of tomato sauce, and another jar of condensed milk. i pour and mix the two together, and chug it in one go. i do not emote to how gross it is. i transcend to a god-like state before your eyes after doing such a task. the gods tell me "n-word" and then kick me back to earth. i awaken lying down, a pool of vomit beside me that reeks of the two ingredients i mixed earlier. it turns out that the sheer disgust i felt from drinking such a concoction caused me to fall unconscious and have a coma-like dream of me becoming god. moral of the story? kechup.