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There's a lack of Max fanfiction so here you go!

I like my girls just like I like my honey; sweet
A little selfish
I like my women like I like my money; green
A little jealous
'Cause I'm a beautiful wreck
A colorful mess, but I'm funny
Oh, I'm a heartbreak vet
With a stone-cold neck, yeah, I'm charming

I do not own any 2 broke girls characters, credit to anyone associated with the franchise. •

I only own the non cannon storylines and character portrayals.