Before you start asking like crazy, let me make some things clear

Ugh, I don't get why do I gotta explain this more. Look, the title makes it obvious. This is some really weird book that I was forced to make against my will, so that you can ask me questions or dare me to do stuff. All for it to be published and for everyone to read time and time again...yeah, I'm gonna have REAL fun with this.

(Art from the cover by Sol-R on DeviantART!)