Tell Me Why

"....Our top story today: Paul McCartney, fresh-faced singer of The Beatles, has collapsed on stage while performing in New York, and was quickly rushed to the hospital. The famous Fab Four bass player passed out in the middle of a song yesterday evening, to the shock of the fans, as well as the other band members, John Lennon, George Harrison, and RIngo Starr. Word on Mr. McCartney's condition has not yet been released, but everyone is hoping for the best. Will he be alright? Or will this be the end of The Beatles as we know it?...."