Chapter 1: Stray

Okay, how to start this off? Well actually I've probably already ruined it with such an interesting introduction... Ugh. Right, so I should make this clear right now; I am currently sat in a bloody cell, eating an old disgusting cheesy sandwich. They obviously couldn't even be bothered to spare me an at least decent meal here, but that was hardly a surprise. Oh well, I might as well just use the extra time to start at the beginning, so to not confuse any readers....of the future that is.