Prologue

"You'll see the wit of the undying and the strength of humanity's end. Cliché galore, come round for more... I really don't want to say anything anymore, this is just what he wrote and... Too cheesy, ugh. Oh well. See you in the flip-side."

"YOU MOTHERFU-"

A solemn beep came after. Well, who knows what'll happen to them? Not me, what the hell do you think I am, God? Either way they're fucked. OH SO FUCKED.