Prologue ~ Heh, chungus

"Watch out Konoha there's a new bitch in town and she bout to make all y'all yees haw."

"(y/n) don't you have any other hobbies?"

"Fuck off ya wanker let me have fun!"

{If you couldn't already tell cursing, suicide jokes, and dank memes are involved read at your own risk}
[I don't own Naruto (vry surprising)]
[I do own Scorpius and my meme qween rc's personality bc it's actually my own]

~ #1 on dank as of 7/6/19~