Crabs

I have something to say... i once... shoved a kit kat in my vagina for a dare but it melted because people took long to snap chat it so i had my friend Rock lick it out. But he didnt tell me he had cold sores and crabs in his mustache... so the next day my forest jungle pubes were all itchy and i started to get little red bumps everywhere. Then the crabs started to eat the sores because thats what they ate when they ran out it started to touch my g spot. It kept giving me orgasms but by then they grew 3 inches, like a whole army. I just picked them off and brought them over to my family's hot pot and we had a good meal. After, everything went to hell.