Pick Up Lines and Jokes

Some may be offensive, possibly to blondes, I don't think blondes are dumb, I just find the jokes kind of funny. Also, I am probably the least person ever imo but some of the jokes might be racist.

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MATURE THEMES

I do not own any of these, I've probably just heard or seen them somewhere. I will specify if I came up with one though.