Here at Silver Oak

“Wow I can’t believe we’re in college!”

“Uh.....maybe because only 17 minutes have passed since we came here?”

“Yeah I….”

“Shush…announcement.”

A voice from the speaker spoke clearly…

Students of Silver Oak, on behalf of the entire Staff, I’m glad to announce that the boys of One Direction will be completing their college years in the one and only Silver Oak College. We are delighted to have them here and for choosing our college. I’m sure you will all give them warm welcomes. They’ll arrive tomorrow.

Beep.

The announcement ended.

The five of us froze.