Honestly, fuck this.
By The-safeword-is-Bird
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  • Fanfiction
  • bitch
  • christmas
  • eh
  • imsorry
  • itsstupid
  • southpark

Description

So basically just an Atheist writing about a date that has Christ in English but in here it has nothing to do with that shit: I'M DOING A SOUTH PARK RELATED CHRISTMAS THING....again. Oi, I'm very much a one trick horse. But as we have a tradition of saying in this family: Tee mitä vittu haluat, minua ei kiinnosta. Niin pitkään kun oikeat, maksavat, työt tehdään ensimmäisenä. ----------------- The plot is in it's most basic form four plots: one for all the main boys..... no, I just happened to have five plots and plopped Kyle into one last minute to make two into one.... But anyway... ...main plot is Cartman's though. So don't be freaked out by the length of that. Number one (Stan's plot): Basically the closest you get to an actual happy Christmas plot. Number two (Eric's plot): Basically a boy gets forced into being Santa for charity and decides to make the most of it as well as who he's doing it with. Number three (Kyle's plot): A Jewish boy has to play Jesus for a school play because him passing drama depends on it. Number four (Kenny's plot): Basically here just for the message that family should be a huge important thing all days. I.... hope you enjoy? I guess?

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by The-safeword-is-Bird
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